No, I don’t do the hoop.

I realise, I don’t do the hoop.

May be cos of old age or laziness or stubbornness or plain old thathonnitharam or whatever.

I don’t care, I don’t bother

Anything with an if as prefix as in

If you don’t do this… is a big NO NO

Those are not my ifs.

That’s practical blackmailing, threat or bribe to an adult. May be, to make life easier, you can practise that on kids. But, I am a long way past.

So, No, I don’t do the hoop.